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Three words: Vampires versus Sasquatch.
Bill Ryder: undead geek, dateless dweeb, and legendary vampire is back in his wildest adventure yet.
A war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can’t be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity’s darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. Bill and his friends are the only chance we have... Lord help us all!
The vampire nation dispatches Bill to a faraway land to broker peace, but it’s not going to be easy. His enemies want him dead. Hell, some of his allies do too. Danger lurks at every turn and in places where he least expects it.
Now Bill must rely on his friends, master his fledgling powers, and use every four-letter word in his arsenal to stop the war, uncover the conspiracy, and solve the mystery that lies at the heart of the Mourning Woods.
The Mourning Woods: The Tome of Bill, Part 3 is a foul-mouthed horror hilarity by Rick Gualtieri, author of Bill the Vampire and Scary Dead Things.
©2012 Rick Gualtieri (P)2013 Rick Gualtieri
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5 out of 5 stars
By Cliff on 16-08-2013

The title says it all.

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Yes. it was funny and I enjoyed it. The humor is good and I like the way the series pokes fun at all the tropes that have taken over all the other vampire novels.

What did you like best about this story?

The snarky humor. I actually did a spit take in the gym when listening to the scene where Bill meets the chieftan of the feet.

Would you listen to another book narrated by Christopher John Fetherolf?

Definitely.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

It definitely made me laugh out loud in several section and I don't do that very often.

Any additional comments?

If you are a fan of the romantic vampire stories which now dominate the genre then stay away from this one. This is primarily for guys. The humor is low-brow bathroom/gamer humor. The book is name mourning woods for goodness sake! If you want angst ridden vampires falling in love with a plucky heroine against their better judgement, or sparkly emo-vampires this isn't for you. Then again, if you have already read the first two books you already know what the series is about. If you like the others you will like this one if you didn't don't bother.I would say that by then end some of the jokes were getting a bit repetitious which is why I gave the story 4 stars instead of 5. Also, there are some technical issues with the recording. The voice will sound very close one minute and far away the next. Also, in several sections a paragraph was repeated twice. Hence the lower value for performance.

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5 out of 5 stars
By sarah on 19-06-2013

Bill is the coolest Vampire!!

I love the mix of Horror and humor Rick Gualtieri puts into his writing. All three of these books are fresh , original, a bit scary and downright hilarious. I love it give us more!!

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