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Toddlers Are A**holes
- It's Not Your Fault
- Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
- Length: 3 hrs and 24 mins
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Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development - not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period.
Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief - along with the very good news that It's Not Your Fault. Chapters cover the cost of raising a toddler, feeding your toddler, potty training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and "how not to die inside". Parents will see themselves in the very funny sections on taking your toddler to restaurants ("One parent will spend their time walking your toddler around the restaurant and outside like a cocker spaniel, while the other, luckier parent will eat alone."), things you thought you'd never say that you now say as a parent of a toddler ("I can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering."), and how to order pizza ("Spend $40 on pizza delivery. Listen to your toddler cry for 30 minutes about how the pizza is all wrong. Watch your toddler take a small bite of crust. Google 'can anger give you a heart attack?' Start the bedtime routine.").
Laditan's wildly funny voice has attracted hundreds of thousands of fans of Honest Toddler on social media; here she speaks parent to tired parent, easing the pains and challenges of raising toddlers with a hefty dose of adult humor and wit.
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- Stearn-Dale
- 02-05-2021
Repetitive
My mistake, thought this was actually a guide to managing toddlers. But is just a joke similar to title, but same joke thoughout.
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- Amazon Customer
- 05-09-2022
Hilarious and accurate.
Hilarious and accurate to what we struggle with on the daily and around the clock. not meant as a self help book but more of a take a chill pill you're doing fine book.
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-02-2022
Hilarious
A comical look at toddlerhood.
Grab some snacks and cuppa (or drink) and have a laugh.
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