The Future According to Me

  • by Rob Kutner
  • Narrated by Emo Philips, Rob Kutner, Jane Wiedlin, Kurt Andersen, Cecil Baldwin, Kipleigh Brown, Eddie Pepitone
  • 0 hrs and 58 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

Hipster aliens! Existentially aware smart toilets! Instant genital swapping! The future will be all of these things and so much more in Conan/Daily Show writer Rob Kutner's collection of "quick hits" on what could be but probably shouldn't.
Includes never-before-seen primary source documents like:

The official memo of the triumphant Jewish/gay/lizard-people conspiracy
The diary of a time-travelling garbage man
The unearthed prophecies of the great Seusstrodamus
If you listen to this book, you are guaranteed to start traveling into the future.