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The Cows

By: Dawn O'Porter, Laura Kirman
Narrated by: Dawn O'Porter, Karen Cass
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Publisher's Summary

Shortlisted for best audiobook in the Specsavers National Book Awards 2018.

The Sunday Times best seller.

Fearlessly frank and funny, the debut adult novel from Dawn O’Porter needs to be talked about. 

This audiobook contains an audio exclusive Q&A with author Dawn O’Porter.

COW [n.] /kaʊ/ A piece of meat; born to breed; past its sell-by-date; one of the herd.

Women don’t have to fall into a stereotype.

The Cows is a powerful novel about three women. In all the noise of modern life, each needs to find their own voice.

It’s about friendship and being female.

It’s bold and brilliant.

It’s searingly perceptive.

It's about never following the herd.

And everyone is going to be talking about it.

©2017 Dawn O'Porter (P)2017 HarperCollins Publishers Limited

Critic Reviews

"A funny, smart, kind, incredibly truthful book about women...all the shame, judgement, envy and love that being alive and female entails." (Polly Vernon)

"Smart and insightful." (RED)   

"Dawn's writing is addictive - fearless, beyond feisty and seriously funny." (Mel Giedroyc)   

"Funny and excruciating. You'll think about it for weeks!" (Kristen Wiig)   

"I loved it. Funny, moving, twisty.... Wow! I couldn't stop reading it." (Jill Mansell) 

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I really enjoyed the twist in this. Very funny, emotional, thought provoking. 10/10! Would recommend. Great narration as well.

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Wow, such a unique story that surprised me, confronted me and entertained me! It’s a must listen.

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A nice distraction from a crazy world

A nice listen at a time I needed to be
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Loved it

It's a book of amazing women that find their own way and their one truth and wasn't afraid to be themselves, regardless of all the difficulties that came their way.

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LOVED it!!!!!

Highly recommend this book. Audio was amazing and really made the whole experience for me.

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Binge worthy. Surprising. Thoroughly enjoyable.

Already ordered mutliple copies as Christmas presents. Lovely to actually relate to these characters. Thank you to the Guilty Feminist Podcast for plugging the book and well done Dawn.

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READ THIS BOOK!!

OMG, this is brilliant- I recommend the audiobook however I’m sure that any version will resonate, make you laugh, teary & grateful for who or whatever your ‘herd’ may be. Cheers Dawn.

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Great read

This is a great book ! Thoroughly enjoyed it. Would recommend it to anyone who wants an enjoyable book that will give you something to think about long after you have finished. Has wonderful cast of characters.

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First review after reading 100s of books

I just had to review this!! I listened to this as an audio book and I’m so glad I did. Absolutely fantastic, did not want it to end. First book I have genuinely laughed out loud. Feel good book that makes you realise how amazing women really are without being too feministic.

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Hilariously brilliant!

This was my first ever audiobook and boy was it a cracker! It had me in stitches on my normally mundane commute to work. I would recommend this book to anyone looking for a light-hearted, funny read.

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