Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors : Half-Moon Hollow

  • by Molly Harper
  • Narrated by Amanda Ronconi
  • Series: Half-Moon Hollow
  • 8 hrs and 23 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

WITH THIS RING, I THEE DEAD.
Just as Jane Jameson’s unlife seems to be stabilizing, fate sinks its fangs firmly into her butt. Despite her near-phobia of wedding planning, her no-frills nighttime nuptials to her sexy boyfriend, Gabriel, are coming along smoothly. That is, until she turns a fatally wounded teenage acquaintance, and the Council pronounces her responsible for the newborn vamp until he can control his thirst.
Jane’s kitchen barely holds enough Faux Type O to satiate the cute teen’s appetite and maintain Gabriel’s jealous streak at a slow simmer. As if keeping her hyperactive childe from sucking the blood out of the entire neighborhood isn’t enough to deal with, the persnickety ghost of Jane’s newly deceased grandma Ruthie has declared war on the fanged residents of River Oaks. Suddenly, choosing monogrammed cocktail napkins and a cake she can’t even eat seem downright relaxing in comparison.
Tensions inside the house are growing… and outside, a sinister force is aiming a stake straight for the center of Gabriel’s heart. Most brides just have to worry about choosing the right dress, but Jane fears that, at this rate, she’ll never make it down the aisle for the wedding all nice girls dream of.

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Customer Reviews

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hilarious!!! Well read and fantastic series!

absolutely loved it! excellent series with a great narrator. A must listen to. Will keep you drinking throughout
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- Amazon Customer

Jane becomes a mom....

So, Jane and Gabriel finally got married in Book 3, and what do all loving couples do? Well, have a baby of course.

But this is Jane - and she is a vampire, so the bouncing baby boy is not quite a baby but a luscious very nicely built teenager she used to babysit for.....

It isn't fair to tell you the whole story, so please just buy it. You won't regret it - in fact, if you don't have the first 3 books, you must. You won't regret it...honest.

Superbly and comically written by Molly Harper and masterfully and hilariously read by Amanda Ronconi.

Your funny bone will love you for buying this.
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- Jazztyke

Book Details

  • Release Date: 28-02-2012
  • Publisher: Audible Studios