Fashionably Dead : Hot Damned

  • by Robyn Peterman
  • Narrated by Jessica Almasy
  • Series: Hot Damned
  • 12 hrs and 14 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

Vampyres don't exist. They absolutely do not exist. At least I didn't think they did 'til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? Now I'm a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren't bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite, and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe. On the downside, I'm stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a Fairy Fighting Coach who's teaching me to annihilate like the Terminator. To complicate matters, my libido has increased to Vampyric proportions, and my attraction to a hotter-than-Satan's-underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only's possibly deadly. For real dead.
Permanent death isn't on my agenda. Avoiding him is my only option. Of course, since he thinks I'm his, it's easier said than done. Like that's not enough to deal with, all the other Vampyres think I'm some sort of Chosen One. Holy hell, if I'm in charge of saving an entire race of blood suckers, the Undead are in for one hell of a ride.


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Customer Reviews

Most Helpful

Exciting paranormal adventure

Fun wit brings to life characters in a story with many unpredictable twists and turns. The dark side of this well told story is softened by humour creating a very enjoyable listen.
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- K

Too crass and loud for me

What would have made Fashionably Dead better?

Even for a vampire story, I found it a little over the top, bit too crass and loud for my taste. I prefer more sass and snark like the Molly Harper books.

What will your next listen be?

Back to some police procedurals.

Who might you have cast as narrator instead of Jessica Almasy?

Not sure but I found her reading of some characters a little too over the top

Any additional comments?

No doubt would appeal to some but just not my cup of tea.

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- Genevieve

Book Details

  • Release Date: 09-02-2016
  • Publisher: Audible Studios