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  • By: Jeff Strand
  • Narrated by: Andy Barker
  • Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (3 ratings)

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Dead Clown Barbecue

By: Jeff Strand
Narrated by: Andy Barker
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A man who finds a severed nose on a plate on his dining room table. A bell that can summon Satan (maybe). Casual Fridays at work that get out of control. A cheery outlook on the post-apocalyptic landscape. The final thoughts of a doomed skydiver. A girl punished by having to share a bed with her grandmother’s corpse. Revenge via baking a tarantula into a cake. A romance between two carnivorous, genetically enhanced plants. And the lost tale of Fangboy.

These are only a few of the demented stories in Dead Clown Barbecue, a collection of 29 gleefully macabre tales, seven of which were written just for this collection. There’s even a brand-new one about a ventriloquist dummy. Those things creep you out, right? 

You’ll laugh. You’ll scream. Okay...you probably won’t actually scream, unless you already had issues before you started listening, but you might cringe and get a little spooked.

©2013 Jeff Strand (P)2018 Jeff Strand

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Weird accents but decent stories

Narrator was a bit hit and miss for me.. it sounded like he was English but kept speaking in a fake American accent. I’m not American but it seemed weird to my ears. It was distracting and I thought I’d have to return the book, but after the first couple of stories I got into the book and made my peace with the narrators strange accents.

The stories were mostly good, there were 29 total, 3 were exceptionally enjoyable, there were about 4 that I didn’t like.

Overall quite enjoyable and a few laugh out loud moments.

Beware that there is a story involving killing babies, puppies and kittens. It’s not really graphic, but it’s not going to be everyone’s cup of tea.

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