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Dead Clown Barbecue
- Narrated by: Andy Barker
- Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
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A man who finds a severed nose on a plate on his dining room table. A bell that can summon Satan (maybe). Casual Fridays at work that get out of control. A cheery outlook on the post-apocalyptic landscape. The final thoughts of a doomed skydiver. A girl punished by having to share a bed with her grandmother’s corpse. Revenge via baking a tarantula into a cake. A romance between two carnivorous, genetically enhanced plants. And the lost tale of Fangboy.
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- Hebby~Bookworm
- 24-02-2019
Weird accents but decent stories
Narrator was a bit hit and miss for me.. it sounded like he was English but kept speaking in a fake American accent. I’m not American but it seemed weird to my ears. It was distracting and I thought I’d have to return the book, but after the first couple of stories I got into the book and made my peace with the narrators strange accents.
The stories were mostly good, there were 29 total, 3 were exceptionally enjoyable, there were about 4 that I didn’t like.
Overall quite enjoyable and a few laugh out loud moments.
Beware that there is a story involving killing babies, puppies and kittens. It’s not really graphic, but it’s not going to be everyone’s cup of tea.
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