Fat Vampire : Fat Vampire

  • by Johnny B. Truant
  • Narrated by Matt Josdal, VOplanet Studios
  • Series: Fat Vampire
  • 4 hrs and 37 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co-worker who doesn't make fun of him, it's just his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a two thousand-year-old vampire.
And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, it's just Reginald's own further bad luck that he wakes up to discover he's become the slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire ever born, doomed to "heal" to his corpulent self for all of eternity.
As Reginald struggles with the downsides of being a fat vampire - too slow to catch people to feed on, mocked by those he tries to glamour, assaulted by his intended prey and left for undead - he discovers in himself rare powers that few vampires haveā€¦and just in time too, because the Vampire Council might just want his head for being an inferior representative of their race.
Fat Vampire is the story of an unlikely hero who, after having an imperfect eternity shoved into his grease-stained hands, must learn to turn the afterlife's lemons into tasty lemon danishes.


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Customer Reviews

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Great take on Vampires

What did you like most about Fat Vampire?

I found it very funny, witty and a roller coaster of what's going to happen at the end.

Any additional comments?

This is a really great take on vampires. I enjoyed the narrator, Matt Josdal, he did a great job bringing all the charactes to life with the different tones and inflictions for their voices. I really loved Reginald, such a likeable guy. Loved his relationship with Maurice, Clare and Nicki. Can't wait for the next one, so off to buy that now.

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- Fiona Maxwell

Book Details

  • Release Date: 17-04-2014
  • Publisher: Johnny B. Truant