Publisher's Summary

Winner: Children's Book of the Year – Specsavers National Book Awards 2012
The fifth screamingly funny novel from David Walliams, number one best seller and fastest growing children’s author in the country. Hot on the heels of best-selling Gangsta Granny comes another hilarious, action-packed and touching novel - the story of a little girl called Zoe.
Things are not looking good for Zoe. Her stepmother Sheila is so lazy she gets Zoe to pick her nose for her. The school bully Tina Trotts makes her life a misery - mainly by flobbing on her head. And now the evil Burt from Burt’s Burgers is after her pet rat! And guess what he wants to do with it? The clue is in the title....
From the author that is being called ‘a new Roald Dahl’, Ratburger is not to be missed!
©2012 David Walliams (P)2012 HarperCollins Publishers Limited
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"I absolutely love David Walliams's books. In a few more years they will become classics." (Sue Townsend, author of Adrian Mole)
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5 out of 5 stars
By Agatha on 10-03-2018

AMAZING

Great character voices and effect nosies. Kids falll asleep straight away. David Walliams is a great narrator who can make the story much more interesting!!!

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5 out of 5 stars
By Amazon Customer on 01-12-2017

Absolutely amazing book!

I loved this book and I thought it was read perfectly by David Walliams. I really enjoyed listening to the different voices he created for each character and they definitely showed the personality of the person very well. I would recommend this book to kids from ages 9-13 that like adventure and comedy books. Keep up the good work David! :)

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4 out of 5 stars
By Rukkia on 10-02-2014

Sad!!

This book was very good. My kids and I enjoy David Williams books, and have since we read Mr. Stink. He has a way of making the books very relatable, even when they are outlandish. This book though, was very sad. It should have definitely had a warning on it. I caught myself and the kids tearing up and various parts. In the end, the book had a very good story with an upbeat ending. I would definitely recommend this book, but be forewarned that there might be some tears popping up.

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5 out of 5 stars
By Joanne on 09-01-2017

brilliant

yet again David Walliams has produced has produced an amazing book that my kids couldn't wait to listen too
5* totally worth a listen

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5 out of 5 stars
By s manning on 25-08-2016

Fantastically Funny

Another great little story by David Walliams. Had me laughing till my sides hurt. Great for kids & big kids alike.

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