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Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

By: Chelsea Handler
Narrated by: Chelsea Handler
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Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the number-one best-selling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood.

Family moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It's open season on her love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn't talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang is good good good good!

Being unpopular: "My parents couldn't have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren't purchased at a pharmacy."

Living with her boyfriend: "He's similar to a large toddler, the only difference being he doesn't cry when he wakes up."

Appreciating her brother: "He's a certified public accountant, and I have a real life."

Arm-wrestling a maid of honor: "It wasn't her strength that intimidated me. It was the starry way her eyes focused on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to feed."

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©2010 Chelsea Handler (P)2014 Hachette Audio

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love her but not my favourite

was a little bit thin... much prefer the more recent books .... good effort though

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So funny !

So good it made me want to download another book of hers - Uganda be kidding me. I’m now onto my 3rd book. She’s such a good storyteller, easy listen for a good laugh :)

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Yeah nah, nah yeah

I think I was spoiled by listening to Chelsea's other books "Uganda be kidding me" and "Life will be the death of me" as this book tediously paled in comparison.

Short stories with screechy annoying voice renditions of characters made it rather jarring to listen to as it jolted you out of the passive story being told. Good for a bubblegum filler if you are in between books and happy to break it up into little shirt stories for shorter commutes. You won't be hanging to hear what happens next.

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Didn't connect.

Had heard great things. Tried to get engaged, just couldn't. Gave up after 20 mins.

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Dry humour at it's finest.

From the uncomfortable feeling I had when chapter 1 started with a car full of people, to violently laughing while at the traffic lights; this book has it all and more.
If you're easily offended or someone who prefers the polite side of life just don't bother.
If youre sarcastic, witty, fun and love dogs. Just read it now. You won't be sorry.

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