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  • Agent to the Stars

  • By: John Scalzi
  • Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
  • Length: 8 hrs and 49 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (135 ratings)

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Agent to the Stars

By: John Scalzi
Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
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Wil Wheaton, a Star Trek: The Next Generation alum, is a canny choice for narrator of this intersection of science fiction and Elmore Leonard-esque Hollywood farce. In addition to being a rather prominent footnote in sci-fi history, Wheaton’s also got a great voice — sonorous, with an inflection similar to a late-night radio DJ who’s bemusedly sharing an anecdote on air between tracks. His voice also carries a hint of that lilt peculiar to many native Angelenos, which comes in handy when he exaggerates it to Valley Girl-proportions to portray starlet Michelle Beck, former cheerleader and current box office draw.

Hollywood agent Tom Stein is the book’s hero, and when the story begins, Michelle is his most important client. That is, until Tom meets Joshua, an extraterrestrial whose alien race hires Tom and his boss, superagent Carl Lupo, to represent them. The Yherajk have decided their best hope for a peaceful first contact between their race and all of humanity is to out themselves via the movies, and they know if they want to make it in Hollywood, they need good representation.

Wheaton’s voicing of Joshua, who has traveled to Earth as the Yherajk’s representative, is another highlight. Joshua, like his kinsmen, looks like a gelatinous blob, gives off a noxious odor, and slithers around amorphously. He’s also incredibly educated when it comes to human pop culture, having logged countless hours watching sitcoms. Wheaton delivers Joshua’s line, “We look like snot. And we smell like dead fish,” in a nasally deadpan that suits a one-liner-delivering alien to a T.

Even when Scalzi veers into semi-philosophical territory — as when he explores why an alien race would choose a Hollywood debut over staging their premiere in Washington — Wheaton keeps the narration moving with his just-right character voices. Look out for the both silly and spot-on sounding Quebecois accent he uses to portray Roland Lanois, an art-house film director with a critical role in the novel, and for his Buddha-like turn as Gwedif, a Yherajk storyteller. —Maggie Frank

Publisher's Summary

The space-faring Yherajk have come to Earth to meet us and to begin humanity's first interstellar friendship. There's just one problem: They're hideously ugly and they smell like rotting fish. So getting humanity's trust is a challenge. The Yherajk need someone who can help them close the deal. Enter Thomas Stein, who knows something about closing deals. He's one of Hollywood's hottest young agents. But although Stein may have just concluded the biggest deal of his career, it's quite another thing to negotiate for an entire alien race. To earn his percentage this time, he's going to need all the smarts, skills, and wits he can muster.

©2005 John Scalzi (P)2010 Audible, Inc.

Critic Reviews

“Narrator Wil Wheaton animates the slapstick text with a tone that is appropriate for the story of a young Tinsel Town agent whose other clients are either equally deranged or aren't making him much money.” ( AudioFile)

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Adored this book and one of the best narrations!

What made the experience of listening to Agent to the Stars the most enjoyable?

Wil Wheaton sets a great pace and really embodies the characters with distinct personalities - even Ralph gets a look in which is sweet.

What did you like best about this story?

The humour, had me laugh out loud on occasion and giggle quite a bit.

Which character – as performed by Wil Wheaton – was your favourite?

Hard to say, the main character is very believable but I loved Joshua and Gwedeth's humour stole the show on occasion.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

Mmmm there were a few but the scenes with Tom's Grandmother and when Michelle funds the Chair position were moving.

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Was sad it finished! I'm wondering if a follow up could be as good - Wil Wheaton is my favourite Narrator after Rob Dirks (Where The Hell Is Tesla? - fab book)

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An interesting take on us and them as always.

Well read and a surprising slant on the alien meets human genre. Will brings out the best in Johns characters for me and I can’t imagine any other voice bringing them to life.

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what a surprise!

Thoroughly enjoyed this story, I searched by narrator Wil Wheaton he's one of my favs. Agent to the stars is a little gem brought to life by Wil.

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good story, nice and original, great narration:)

A really original story, whitty and with great narration from will. I recommend it for sure

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A great combo

On J S can combine aliens, animal love and the holocaust to make a great book.

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Amusing story

This is a decent story but not one of Scalzi’s best. The basic premise is fine but people coming into contact with the aliens take it rather well very quickly. I think I’d like to hear this with a different narrator. The characters Will Wheaton voices across Scalzi’s books sound like the same person - names & words differ but the tones & the attitudes that come across in the voices are the same.

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Quick ending

The story had promise and was well read but came to an end to quick.

This won't be on my repeat listen list but it was an enjoyable story

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